Can't we just eat too much at the all-you-can-eat salad bar in peace?
Woman #1 approaches our table:
"Oh, what a beautiful family. You are from South Africa?"
(Is there a period of South African history that I missed?)
Older Man #1 approaches our table:
"What a beautiful family. I just look at his big brown eyes and do you know who I am immediately reminded of?"
(I shake my head bracing myself for the worst).
"Buckwheat! He looks just like cute little Buckwheat!"
